Phrase guide

computer says no

phrase · 1 senses · updated from the 2026-07-25 local source snapshot

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Meaning 1

Alluding to an attitude where decisions are based solely on the output of a computer system, apparently without using common sense and without any desire to help, especially in customer or public service.

Definition source: English Wiktionary via Wiktextract

Usage: humorous

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History

Etymology

From the British sketch comedy series Little Britain (2004), where it was the catchphrase of the character Carol Beer, a bank worker and later holiday rep and hospital receptionist, who dealt with customer enquiries by typing them into her computer and responding with computer says no.

Across languages

Translations

2 source translations are retained for this English entry.

  • Dutch: computer zegt nee — popular phrase for an attitude in customer service
  • Russian: компьютер говорит нет (kompʹjuter govorit net) — popular phrase for an attitude in customer service