Phrase guide

this is why we can't have nice things

phrase · 2 senses · updated from the 2026-07-25 local source snapshot

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Meaning 1

Expressing reproach when somebody harms or damages something.

Definition source: English Wiktionary via Wiktextract

Usage: humorous

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Meaning 2

Expressing reproach and resignation about human nature.

Definition source: English Wiktionary via Wiktextract

Usage: broadly

Qualifier: sardonic

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History

Etymology

Said to have been popularized by American stand-up comedian Paula Poundstone.